Obscenely funny 💩cloth, part 2

I’ve written it all out, just haven completed working it up. It’s off center for now, until I finish it I won’t see the tweaks I need to make. I may at a period at the end, so it says “shit.” Instead of”shit”, opinions? 
Please don’t claim this pattern as your own. If you do make please link back to my blog, and give credit where credit is due. 
Shitcloth, I mean dishcloth
Materials: cotton yarn, 5.5 mm (size I) hook
Abbreviations: sc= single crochet, pc= popcorn, ch= chain
Chain 60.

Row 1. Starting in the 2nd ch from the hook sc, across, ch 1 turn. (59 sc total)

Row 2. SC across, ch 1 and turn. (59 sc total).

Row 3-9. Repeat row 2.

Row 10. SC X8, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X3, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X 10 CH 1 TURN

Row 11. Repeat row 2.

12. SC X6, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X5, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X3, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X 10 CH 1 TURN

13. Repeat row 2. 

14. SC X 4, PC, SC, PC,SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X 3, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC,SC,PC, SC X3, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X 10 CH 1 TURN

15. Repeat row 2. 

16. SC X 14, PC, SC, PC, SC X 3, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC,SC,PC, SC X3, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X 10 CH 1 TURN.

17. Repeat row 2. 

18. SC X 10, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X 5, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X 5, PC, SC, PC, SC X3, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X 10 , CH 1 TURN.

19. Repeat row 2. 

20. SC X6, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X5, PC, SC, PC, SC X3, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X 6 CH 1 TURN.

21. Repeat row 2. 

22. SC X4, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X11, PC, SC, PC, SC X 3, PC, SC, PC, SC X 13, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X 6 CH 1 TURN.

23. Repeat row 2. 

24. SC X 2, PC, SC, PC, SC X15, PC, SC, PC, SC X 13, PC, SC, PC, SC X 7, PC, SC, PC, SC X10 CH 1 TURN

25. Repeat row 2. 

26. SC X 2. PC, SC, PC, SC X7, PC, SC, PC, SC X 5, PC, SC, PC, SC X 13, PC, SC, PC, SC X 7, PC, SC, PC, SC X10 CH 1 TURN

27. Repeat row 2. 

28. SC X4, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X 7, PC, SC, PC, SC X23, PC, SC, PC, SC X10, CH 1 TURN

29. Repeat row 2. 

30. SC X 6, PC, SC, PC, SC, PC, SC X 48, CH 1 TURN

31- 40. Repeat row 2. 

Add a SC border if you want to tidy up the edges. 

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